Sloppy Joegis

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July 22, 2025

Sloppy Joegis (Bulgogi Sloppy Joes)

A Family Dinner Favorite

In my largeish family of 7 siblings, Thursday night is sacred. Over the past decade, most of us have managed to relocate and settle within 45 minutes of each other—a fact that thrills my amazing Dutch Mother. Every Thursday, we gather around a big table, and everyone brings a dish to share. It has given me a great opportunity to try out new recipes—especially when it comes to creative fusion dishes.

One of my go-to contributions are these Sloppy Joegis—a mashup of classic American sloppy joes and the bold, sweet-salty flavors of Korean bulgogi. They are quick, easy, inexpensive, and wildly flavorful, and best of all—they make fantastic leftovers.

The first step is to get your quick pickles marinating. These tangy, spicy quick pickles add the perfect contrast to the rich beef filling.

You will thinly slice one small cucumber - regular cucumber works best for a crisp pickle. Then slice half a red onion into thin pieces. Place your cucumbers and onions in a flat bottom dish, and set aside.

Next, in a small saucepan mix ½ cup of rice vinegar, ½ cup of water, 2 teaspoons sriracha sauce, 1 ½ tablespoons honey, and bring to a slow boil over medium heat until everything has dissolved and mixed nicely. Next, remove from heat, and once it has cooled slightly, pour over top of your onions and cucumbers and set aside. They will pickle while you prepare the rest of the meal.

The second step is the Bulgogi-inspired beef filling. It is savory, slightly sweet and full of umami, adding depth & complexity for your taste buds. This bulgogi-style beef is the heart of the sandwich.

Add about a ½ tablespoon of oil to a cast iron skillet and heat to medium high. Stir in 1 pound of ground beef, and cook for about 5 minutes, until it is no longer pink. Remove from heat, and discard the grease. With the beef still in the skillet, place it back on the stove at medium heat adding in: ⅔ cup reduced sodium soy sauce, ⅔ cup brown sugar, 4 green onions (both the white and green parts) thinly sliced, 2-½ teaspoons sesame oil, 1-½ tablespoons sriracha, 1 garlic clove grated, and a 1” piece of grated ginger. Stir occasionally until sauce thickens, about 10 minutes.

Now you get to assemble your Sloppy Joegis.

Grab your favorite toasted buns (brioche, potato rolls, or even Hawaiian rolls are all amazing), and build your sandwich: Spoon a generous portion of bulgogi onto your bottom bun, smother it with your pickled cucumbers and onions, and cap it with your top bun.

This recipe makes about 6 Sloppy Joegies.

I hope you enjoy this unique fusion dish, and maybe it will find its way into one of your favorite family food traditions.

Food Shortages

I'm in Oregon today speaking at the Azure Harvest Festival and a question from the audience during a Q&A stimulated a lot of discussion: "What do you think about the possibility and preparation surrounding food shortages?" David Stelzer, founder of Azure Standard, answered that the issue is not food volume, it's food nutrition. That was an interesting answer that has a lot of merit. As a nation, we are overfed and undernourished. This is the crux of the MAHA movement and the epidemic diseases we see in our country. At Polyface, we know the pastured meat and poultry we produce is far superior in essential phytochemicals and other nutrients due to the carotenes, exercise, and stress-free habitat we offer. You can taste the difference, feel the difference in texture, and measure it empirically. Perhaps my most poignant affirmation was our cat test. We purchased meat from the supermarket and offered our own for the four cats. They wouldn't touch the conventional meat (ground beef). Even though two plates and four cats would be much easier to accommodate if they spread out, all four crowded around the plate with our meat, eating it all and licking it up, before later sniffing and gingerly eating the supermarket counterpart. Since cats don't understand TV ads or USDA propaganda, they know what's good and what's not. We encourage anyone dismissive of food differences to ask their pets: you can trust them far more than doctors and experts. Yes, I get the nutrient deficiency angle on the shortage question. But I'd like to explore it a bit further. Right now, the world throws away more human-edible food, as a percentage of production, than at any time in human history. The planet is awash in food. Some 40 percent gets thrown away because it has a slight blemish, exceeds the sell-by date, or is tainted in some way. We have a fundamentally segregated food supply rather than an integrated one, and that creates a lot of unusable waste. The vulnerabilities of our food system, I think, are much more subtle. When I was in Uruguay two years ago, speaking at a conference, one of the other presenters was from Germany and showed a soil map of the globe. Not a single commercial agricultural region had a stable or positive soil trajectory. Every single area on the planet is losing soil; some faster than others, but globally our soil depletion continues without any sign of abatement. This is not a good trajectory. As much as the technocrats promise food without soil, that's not the way to bet. Soil is the skin of the earth. When it goes, famine results. The main difference now compared to centuries ago is that we have the capacity to move food around. Nobody starves due to a lack of food on the planet; they starve due to socio-political unrest and dysfunction. But what happens when massive areas can't grow anything anymore? Even being able to move food around doesn't help when there isn't enough. The soil trajectory does not look good. But at Polyface, we're building soil. Areas covered with shale (layered rocks) half a century ago now have a foot of soil on them. That's not the 3-5 feet that 150 years of inappropriate tillage eroded, but it's a build-back start. In addition to soil loss, as a planet we're seeing hydrologic decreases. The Oglala aquifer, which undergirds the irrigated agriculture in five states, has dropped more than 100 feet in the last half-century. At its current rate, it will be unpumpable in about 50 more years. Imagine if all those circular irrigation pivots in Nebraska and Kansas shut down. What then? At Polyface, we keep building ponds to inventory surface runoff. By definition, surface runoff occurs when rains come too fast at once or too much at one time for the soil to absorb it. Holding that and using it strategically in a drought is a way to reduce flooding during rain events and grow grass when it gets dry. This is one of the most landscape resilient techniques we can implement. Finally, major animal and plant diseases threaten the world's food systems like never before. African swine fever, hoof and mouth disease in cattle, and bird flu in poultry appear to be getting worse and covering larger areas. Why? We believe it's because chemicals and factory farming compromise the immunological systems in both plants and animals. Monocrops and chemical fertilizers wreak havoc on immune systems, opening the planet's food systems to new levels of fragility. In contrast, at Polyface, we believe happy animals and biodiversity offer the best antidote to immunological deficiency. Stress from unsanitary conditions, mono-species density, or dietary deficiency (rations or fertilizer) invites disease. Nature uses disease to cull the weak. Predators pick off the stragglers. This is the way biology works. But at Polyface, we keep these vulnerabilities at bay with compost fertilization, pasture rotations, and lots of species diversity, including pollinators and wildlife. Here's the point: the basic long-term vulnerabilities in the planet's food systems could all be reversed with practices Polyface uses every day. Looked at another way, the entire food shortage question could be answered if eaters and farmers implemented these ecological and immunological protocols, working together to rather than completely separated. We don't need to fall into an abyss of starvation. If we all simply began eating food from farms that build soil, increase water, and stimulate immunity, we could deliver a hospitable, abundant planet to our children. Reversing these trajectories wouldn't take much time or money. It takes intentionally-minded folks who connect the chain of sustenance from their plate to the planet. Polyface patrons do that. Thank you. Let's heal the land together. Joel